With over 900 entries submitted, check out who topped the NICE list in Walt Handelsman’s latest comic text contest!! | Walt Handelsman

With over 900 entries submitted, check out who topped the NICE list in Walt Handelsman’s latest comic text contest!!  |  Walt Handelsman

Checking it twice!

Hi! Hi! Hi! We received 908 entries in this week’s comic text contest! There were several politically themed entries this time, as well as lots of fun holiday gems in this group! Good job, everyone.

As always, when we have duplicate entries, and we always do, we choose the earliest submission.

Here are your winner and finalists.

WINNER:

Mark T. Loupe, Prairieville: (Punchline typed in word balloon)

FINALISTS:

Joseph Rodrigue, Jr., River Ridge: “Wouldn’t it be faster to remove the fine list?”

Joe Kovacs, New Orleans: “We need Congress to loosen coal mining regulations this year…”

Stuart Clark, Lafayette: “A lot of Saints fans have used bad words this year.”

Marshall Hayes, Baton Rouge: “Wow! This guy is running again in 2024.”

Jennifer Nguyen, Baton Rouge: “Does Costco sell coal in bulk?”

Jay Lalonde, Lafayette: “Yes, he added speed to the Atchafalaya Basin Bridge!”

Tim Howat, Lafayette: “The only name here is Elon Musk. I told Santa that accepting nominations via Twitter was a bad idea!”

Greg Johnson, Jefferson: “No, it’s not Santa’s list! It’s a recall petition from New Orleans!!”

Bob Casey, Covington: “I think Ebenezer Scrooge hacked Santa’s email account!”

Lee Lacewell, Heber Springs, AR: “Looks like the midterms ramped up the nastiness again this year.”

Mary H. Thompson, Greensboro, GA: “I’m not sure storming the field at Tiger Stadium is that bad.”

Wm. Plunkett, Slidell: “Cancel the paint order. We’re not making a lot of toys this year.”

Mariano Hinojosa, Baton Rouge: “Over half of these names are bots from Twitter.”

See also  Epic levels up free game giveaway with trio of all-time classics | Gaming | Entertainment

Jack Templeman, Slidell: “With all this coal on board the sled, it will never get off the ground!”

Gerard Pina, Slidell: “Looks like we can skip Washington, DC.”

Michael Gullett, Greenwell Springs: “The Santa wants it sorted by political party.”

Rob Persac, Baton Rouge: “Next year you get the politicians!”

Bill Lee, Metairie: “Wellll, they’ll be put back on the nice list if they make the playoffs….”

Stephen Letulle, Abita Springs: “At least this list is shorter than those waiting for Hubig pie!”

Julie Collins, Tallahassee, FL: “Everyone here is a telemarketer!”

Alison Carlin, Madisonville: “It’s fun and games until Naughty List comes out!”

Howard W. Streiffer, Metairie: “Can you believe this guy listed all the potholes?!”

Suzanne Sherwood, New Orleans: “It’s all politicians!”

Sid Hebert, Slidell: “Biden made the list, but he blames Putin!”

Bill Neville, Metairie: “And this is just what comes out of Mar-a-Lago.”

Noah Wartelle, Baton Rouge: “Where’s the post-it with the NICE list on it?”

Russell R. Barcelona, ​​Baton Rouge: “With this list, I can see possible layoffs this season.”

David Way, Lafayette: “We may have to redefine naughty!”

Stu Barash, Metairie: “And we’ve only gotten through the B’s.”

Sean Hart, Lafayette: “Who is Dennis Allen?”

Jill Varisco, New Orleans: “Do you think Santa is going to ask for a recount?”

Jane Goodman, Baton Rouge: “The Santa is going green this year, so we can’t use charcoal.”

Peg Usner, Mandeville: “If they change their behavior by the summer, we can have Christmas in July.”

Phyllis Marcantel, Slidell: “Boy! Santa is going to have it easy this year.”

See also  How Bitcoin Gambling Works

Jeanne deMontluzin, Knows: “Looks like we’ll have plenty of leftovers for next year!”

David Delgado, New Orleans: “I don’t know what the problem is, I just know we have a problem!”

Margaret Gravolet, New Orleans: “Thank God the rail strike has been averted so my coal order will arrive on time.”

Richard Hirsch, Livonia: “It’s so long because Santa listed players from all the teams that beat the Saints this year.”

Karen Poirrier, Lutcher: “I never realized I was so naive until I read this list!!!”

Charlene Gubitz, Metairie: “Just because they’ve had a bad year doesn’t mean we have to suffer, right?!”

Jackie Derks, New Orleans: “Didn’t know there were so many ways to get in trouble!!”

Well played, guys!

Walt

You may also like...

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *